Get These People Some Chicken!!!

....What do you mean THESE people???


I have to laugh at the co-anchor who is clearly trying not too.

I title this one....WTF? Marketing

Generally, I think the Axe commercials are cute and 

clever, but this one definitely left me bewildered.

Just what exactly does it promote? Cannibalism? 

Self Mutilation? Anything but deodorant, it appears.

I'm a bit grossed out at the whole dipping of fruit into his navel, but I must admit I have wanted to take a bite out of a fine piece of chocolate ass before. Dare I ask.....

just what is this guy pouring into those girls cups?  

Chocolate piss?  

You know the marketing crew was fighting the urge

to shamelessly plug the whole "Dick in a Box" craze

brought on by JT and Samberg.

Worst Horror Movie Monster Ever!

How could anyone think these adorable furballs with their cute oversized feet and twitching noses could ever be terrifying?  I'd say a look into that woman's dental work (or lack thereof) was the most terrifying part of that whole clip.  Guess there is a shortage of actors with good teeth in low income horror.

 

I am SOOOO not good at this.

Do you ever find yourself sitting at your desk bored to bat shit wondering how you can make those work hours fly by? Well....fret no longer! Why not try a game of.....

GUESS HER MUFF!!