Blankie/Cult Robe + Beer = Good Times!!

I don't know about you guys, but this is AWESOME!  Where do I sign???

S n u g g i e P u b

C r a w l



W a s h i n g t o n ,
D C

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Good wholesome entertainment for the Chillens.

Now I understand why when I asked my 3 yr old nephew to hand me something, he replied with..."Grab that shit , it's Yours, Bitch!"



Mr Rogers would turn in his grave!

Eye Wide Shut

Snuggies......latest warm cuddly blanket with arms rage? Or weird introduction to some sadistic cult?!? Stay away from the Koolaid!

All the Single Ladies!

FIERCE!

Frankly, I don't understand how they are still single?!

Killing the Blues...Part Deux

Okay...this song makes the Winter Blahs feel like Disney Land. Forget the blues...more like a suicide watch. However, I bet it would sound much better after a few hits on the ganja, but then again, what wouldn't? Hmm...guess Shaft down below does know the cure!

Killing the Blues

Biting winds... Slippery Ice and Snow... 18 degrees days... Dry, itchy pale skin...Cold, painful nipples that could cut glass...and stuck in the house for months!

Got the Winter Blahs? Well, this guy has got the cure!!

The World is Stuck on Stupid.

Don't believe me? Well, if you aren't convinced, then go ahead and scroll down.....





Karma is a bitch!






....And we wonder why our economy is bad?






Maybe they should look in the Civil War computer archives to see where their last location was logged.






What did they think it was? A fancy P.O.D. storage unit?






Thank God I read this! I was just about to sprinkle my Cream of Wheat with some rat poison.





Damn! They are good!!






Well, that's a relief! I was concerned whether or not I was still at risk of becoming another teen pregnancy statistic.






Actually, I'd like to see just how he did that.

Don't Call It a Comeback!!

Yeah, so I'd like to say that I've been gone on a tropical hiatus with tan, toned, and oiled up natives to keep me company, but alas, that is not the case. The reality being that I was just without internet for awhile, and unable to stalk my favorite blogspots. Lord! The withdrawls were harsh, but now I'm back and got some catching up to do.

Can't Get Gnome Respect!

A new sighting of South America's 'creepy gnome' has caused panic among locals after a group of youngsters claimed a 'midget monster' ran towards them at night.

The teens – who recorded footage of the freaky being on their mobile phone – said they are now too terrified to go out at night.

Footage from last March's sighting....

Latest sighting....



I have to ask....what is everyone so freaked out about? What part of that footage makes this a 'terrorizing monster' story? Don't they know that it's just the Travelocity Gnome doing his research on the tourist spots of Argentina? Let the gnome work in peace, people!

Brilliance!