Damn, those bill collectors! They just don't give up!

Deadbeat: Man dead for 450 years gets TV bill

Aaron Crowe

A German mathematician who died 450 years ago was sent a letter demanding he pay long-overdue TV license fees, according to a Reuters story.

The bill from Germany's GEZ broadcast fee collection office went to the last home address of Adam Ries, an algebra expert who bought the house in 1525. A club in his honor was set up at the home 400 years later.

The head of the club returned the letter to GEZ, explaining that Ries died in 1559, centuries before the invention of television and radio. She received another reminder a few weeks later.

Gather the Girls...It's time for Movie Night!!

Attention Ladies! 3 hours of blue penis in theaters now!! Yes, that's correct. The movie, Watchmen, came out this past weekend, and Billy Crudup’s full frontal, cerulean blue superhero character, named Dr. Manhattan, is only part of the distracting weirdness. Here was one movie-goer's review....

"There is indeed shitloads of blue wang. And it's huge. In the comic book, it's very average, and uncut, but the film is completely the opposite. Massive and circumcised. Given that it's digital, was it Crudup or his agent that insisted on the impressive cut cock?"

All I can say is that it's about time they came out with a "Girlie" movie that I could actually sit through and enjoy!

Over 20 years, and it's healing powers still abound.

In these days of my own, personal economic uncertainties such as seeing my parents work so long and hard only to lose almost half of their 401K the very year they have turned 65, to getting told by my boss, this week, to bring in cash for the company or lay off some of my staff, I find myself pressing replay on one of the best songs written from one of the best bands on Earth. I love this video version of U2 at Live Aid 1985 despite the bad quality of the video, the 2 second switch to some cartoon, or even Bono's sexy ridiculous 80's hair because, truly, all I really want to do is slow dance with Bono amidst thousands of people to the melody of "Bad". Then I will know it will all be well again.

You almost had me fooled

Despite the fact that this video is pretty interesting, I was almost convinced of the credibility of zoologist beauty, Miss Rita Mehta until she remarked on the "amazing innovation in feeding behavior in fishes". Fishes? Was I taught wrong cuz I believe the plural term of fish is just fish. She does seem to be well-versed in the technique of oral suction, however.

Found my new Ringtone!

Un-beWEAVEable!

Talk about some serious helmet head. This girl's weave might be pretty bad...but more like badass, Dirty Hairy, badass! Get it!?! Okay...I'll stop with the bad hair puns now.

Blankie/Cult Robe + Beer = Good Times!!

I don't know about you guys, but this is AWESOME!  Where do I sign???

S n u g g i e P u b

C r a w l



W a s h i n g t o n ,
D C

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Good wholesome entertainment for the Chillens.

Now I understand why when I asked my 3 yr old nephew to hand me something, he replied with..."Grab that shit , it's Yours, Bitch!"



Mr Rogers would turn in his grave!

Eye Wide Shut

Snuggies......latest warm cuddly blanket with arms rage? Or weird introduction to some sadistic cult?!? Stay away from the Koolaid!

All the Single Ladies!

FIERCE!

Frankly, I don't understand how they are still single?!