Monday, March 9, 2009

Gather the Girls...It's time for Movie Night!!

Attention Ladies! 3 hours of blue penis in theaters now!! Yes, that's correct. The movie, Watchmen, came out this past weekend, and Billy Crudup’s full frontal, cerulean blue superhero character, named Dr. Manhattan, is only part of the distracting weirdness. Here was one movie-goer's review....

"There is indeed shitloads of blue wang. And it's huge. In the comic book, it's very average, and uncut, but the film is completely the opposite. Massive and circumcised. Given that it's digital, was it Crudup or his agent that insisted on the impressive cut cock?"

All I can say is that it's about time they came out with a "Girlie" movie that I could actually sit through and enjoy!


sondra german said...

yeah... heard about this on the radio... i'm in.

Mrs. M. said...

Billy Crudup. Ugh. I loved him in "Dedication" but when I see him I just can't shake the whole "screwed around on his pregnant girlfriend of 7 years for dried up Angela Chase snoozeworthy snatch" thing.