Wednesday, December 31, 2008

New Year's Resolution #1...Don't say anything stupid.

When asked how he would rule the world, Lil Wayne replies.....

"First of all, I already know, men would be able to marry however many women they want. School would not be optional. It would be mandatory. Because I do not like unintelligent people – it's a pet peeve. If you dumb, you not around me. Other than that, did I mention the men would be able to marry women? Ain't no limit on that."

If you dumb? Ain't no limit? That actually sounds like the title of Ms. Spears next album. Well, if the end of the world does come about and we find ourselves under the leadership of Lil Wayne, I hope one of those many wives he acquires is a proper English and Grammar teacher. First grade level would be an excellent place to start. ;)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Best Christmas commercial ever!!

Don't forget to wrap the goods, kiddies! Santa's watching!

Best Christmas movie ever!!

I don't care what people say...this movie NEVER gets old with me.

Best Christmas song ever!

Call me simple but this one still makes me giggle like I'm in junior high...

Monday, December 22, 2008

Give some happiness this Christmas...Pass this on.

I received this via email from a dear friend. It is a legitimate charity, and very worthwhile. If still skeptical, check out's opinion on the matter....

This little girl's wish this holiday season is to receive as many cards as possible. In a time when materialism seems to prevail over any goodness, let's take the time to bring some cheer to someone who is appreciating everything Life has to give with numbered breaths. Here is a letter from her Aunt asking everyone to send a card, so SEND A CARD for Hannah!!

Hannah's last Christmas

This is the true story of my 5-yr old 2nd cousin, Hannah Garman, who was diagnosed with glioblastoma multiforme, a rare and incurable brain tumor. She has been given 12 weeks to live and is currently in her 7th week. She was going to be the flower girl in our wedding in May, but was diagnosed a week after we asked her to be the flower girl. This is especially sad because her mother died 2 yrs ago from breast cancer.

Right now, she has lost most of her motor skills. She is confined to bed and cannot really do anything, or play with the gifts she is getting from people, but she LOVES getting cards - she has gotten so many from people she does not know and just loves to have grandma read about the people who send them and see their pictures and is so proud of all her cards. Her room is just filled with cards.

When asked what she wants for Christmas she said she wants to see how many Christmas cards she can get. Many people have passed this wish along to their churches, prayer groups, friends and family. There are school groups where children are making her cards. People are including pictures so she can see who it is that is sending her the card.

If you would like to help with her wish, you can send a card to her at:
Hannah Garma
704 Orchard Rd
Lititz, PA 17543

THANKS! Feel free to pass this along to your own prayer group, church, school, etc. Let's see if we can have the cards coming in big postal bags for her this Christmas, since it will be her last holiday.

P.S. You can also send my email to anyone you forward this to, if they have

Read more about Hannah, see pics, stay updated on her progress at...
http://www. caringbridge. org/visit/hannahgarman

Friday, December 19, 2008

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

And Yet, Another Great Christmas Gift Idea....

This is what happens when you leave Men alone with your things.

Typically, these twat plugs are like kryptonite for the male species, but here we see innovation at it's most creative.

If you are craving more tampon creativity, check out this website's selection.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

What Not to get Your Kid for Christmas.....

Country: Mexico
Product Code: YMCA
Product Name: YMCA Shower Box, Mexico
Price: $17.00 (Approx. 227 pesos)
Size: 10x6cm
(2.54cm = 1 inch)

Something tells me that this one will not be the "Hot Toy of the Holiday Season", and I doubt there will be threat of trampling to death or being shot for this one of kind find. In fact, I find a few things interesting about this toy which hails from South 'o the Border....that being Mexico, mind you, and not that tourist-trap, roach haven, truck stop on interstate 95. Although, I bet they carry this there as well which would be even more convenient for anyone on the East Coast still looking for that perfect gift that no one knew they wanted. I've always had an inner cringe for any type of "communal" bathing unless the people are hot, of course, but I think what is even more curious is the way that male clay figure has that female clay figure almost pinned in the corner...trapped and left defenseless to his dark and dirty advances. OR...maybe what we see here is just a couple of swingers enjoying a afternoon delight in the community shower of YMCA? And why are the ladies nipples so hard and black? Did the shower run out of hot water again? This toy does seem to promote the imagination. All this time, I thought YMCA's were just community centers filled with latch-key kids, after-school programs, and run-down gym equipment. Who knew?

Ninja Skillz....He haz Dem!

He may not be the most popular guy around, but you gotta admit, He does have some quick reflexes.

Embedded video from CNN Video

Friday, December 12, 2008

Thursday, December 11, 2008

I took the challenge and I failed miserably.

So, I am channel surfing one Saturday afternoon, and I come across this sneak peek at a new show called, The Locator, with Troy Dunn. In the commercial, it stated that this show will tug at the heart strings, and it WILL make the tears flow. Well! That sounded like a challenge to me if I ever did hear one! Except for when animals are concerned, I am not one to let the waterworks flow for any fact, I'm usually the last one to let my emotions show. So, I was determined to watch this show and prove it wrong on the crying at the big reveal part.

Needless to say, I failed....failed miserably, in fact. At the point of the show when Troy reveals the long lost loved one to those who were searching for years and years to no avail, I get all misty-eyed, tears welling up, that stupid happy grin on my face for the joy of reunion being viewed......DAMN YOU, Troy Dunn!!! Damn you and your tear-jerking skills! Luckily, only my dogs saw my sad, sad, diplay, otherwise, my reputation as a cold-hearted bitch would be ruined!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Christmas Classics.....They just don't make em like this anymore.

If you prefer alot of cheese and AquaNet with your Christmas goodies, then you will love this little collection of 80's at it's best...or worst. Hey, nothing will give you that warm and fuzzy Christmas feeling like festive, red leotard wedgies, and perverted Uncle Santas.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

OMG!!!! I need to bitch!!

Not too long ago, I read an article about how scientists, physicians, disease-control and government officials were debating on who in the world's population should be considered "priority" in the event of a massive viral catastrophe that could wipe out the earth's population. Somewhere in the world today, there is a group of people deciding on who will be allowed to receive a vaccination and who will be considered "expendable"....the "Trim the Fat" population, if you will.

For example, in the article, it described how people who were scholars, doctors, scientists, etc. would be part of the elite group, and elderly folks (age 55 and up) would be last on the list for the vaccine if shortages were present. First of all, I have serious issues with anyone, and I mean ANYONE, Mrs. Sarah Palin, who thinks they can play God....but that is a totally different soap box. Another issue, Another day. Let me stay on track here. No, what I would like to rant about, or rather suggest is another group of people who should be considered for the list of "expendables" in the event of world annihilation. My suggestion would be for those people who insist on being on their cellphones while driving in the fast lane going about 15 miles BELOW the speed limit, and refuse to just pull the fuck over! Yes, I said it! There are few people who can instill a rage in me like a shaken bag of wasps....people who judge others, people who are cruel to animals (Sarah Palin), AND idiots on their mother-freakin cellphones during rush hour!!! I mean, seriously, People, Get OFF the F***ing Phone!!!

So, to those know-it-all scientists, lay off the elderly, and by the way, when did 55 yrs old become "elderly"? Why eliminate an age group that can give us warmth, wisdom, money for ice cream on our birthdays, and fabulous baked goods? Instead, clear the world of inconsiderate morons who cause risk of accident, and potential road rage from women late for work behind them....and while you are at it, throw in those guilty of any animal cruelty (Sarah Palin) to boot. But again, another time for that. I shall now step off my box.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Things that make me say....Ow, Fucker!!!


It also makes me want to yell, A-D-R-I-A-N!
Roy Jones Jr. took a beating here, and sadly, it was for not. The other guy won by unanimous vote.

A "Feel Good" Story.....for a change.

I love stories like this. It just builds on my absolute love for animals, and confirms my belief that they deserve much better treatment from mankind than what they currently receive. When stories like people being trampled or shot at stores for material things seem to run rampant in the news during the Christmas season, I prefer to find stories such as Gin, the Dancing Dog, which demonstrates a true friendship and trust. Gin is an amazing dog, but I also think something should be said for his owner's amazing abilities in training. Seriously...I can get my dogs to sit but only when they feel like it OR I have a favorite treat dangling above their heads. So, my hat is off (if I was wearing one) to this girl's patience, ability and compassion for her talented furry friend. Sure, Gin isn't the first to do a moonwalk, but when did we ever see MJ do a moonwalk 360 degrees and then through a woman's legs? NEVER! We all know who's legs MJ prefers.