Wednesday, December 31, 2008

New Year's Resolution #1...Don't say anything stupid.

When asked how he would rule the world, Lil Wayne replies.....

"First of all, I already know, men would be able to marry however many women they want. School would not be optional. It would be mandatory. Because I do not like unintelligent people – it's a pet peeve. If you dumb, you not around me. Other than that, did I mention the men would be able to marry women? Ain't no limit on that."

If you dumb? Ain't no limit? That actually sounds like the title of Ms. Spears next album. Well, if the end of the world does come about and we find ourselves under the leadership of Lil Wayne, I hope one of those many wives he acquires is a proper English and Grammar teacher. First grade level would be an excellent place to start. ;)


sondra german said...

girl you crack me up!
but i have to know... was your use of "a excellent" instead of "an excellent" intentional? i'm laughing my ass off either way... but i just have to know!

Mrs. M. said...

OMG lol. He dumb. And I have a question about his "men can have as many wives as they want" rule-is that also good for women too? As in, can women have all the husbands they want? If not, someone needs to take an effing frying pan to his sexist face. I'll happily volunteer. Bitch has been watching too much Big Love.
And if women can marry as many men as they want, and so can men, can you imagine the endless families that would be inbreeding themselves all across the country? I shudder to think.

ChicChickory said...

LOL! I may be witty, but not that witty, apparently. :) I did have "a good start" written and went back and changed to excellent ...forgetting to fix that darn "a vs. an" rule. Ha! My bad!