For Those of You Who are Wishing for a White Christmas...

Beware of what you wish for!

What Not to get Your Kid for Christmas.....

Country: Mexico
Product Code: YMCA
Product Name: YMCA Shower Box, Mexico
Price: $17.00 (Approx. 227 pesos)
Size: 10x6cm
(2.54cm = 1 inch)


Something tells me that this one will not be the "Hot Toy of the Holiday Season", and I doubt there will be threat of trampling to death or being shot for this one of kind find. In fact, I find a few things interesting about this toy which hails from South 'o the Border....that being Mexico, mind you, and not that tourist-trap, roach haven, truck stop on interstate 95. Although, I bet they carry this there as well which would be even more convenient for anyone on the East Coast still looking for that perfect gift that no one knew they wanted. I've always had an inner cringe for any type of "communal" bathing unless the people are hot, of course, but I think what is even more curious is the way that male clay figure has that female clay figure almost pinned in the corner...trapped and left defenseless to his dark and dirty advances. OR...maybe what we see here is just a couple of swingers enjoying a afternoon delight in the community shower of YMCA? And why are the ladies nipples so hard and black? Did the shower run out of hot water again? This toy does seem to promote the imagination. All this time, I thought YMCA's were just community centers filled with latch-key kids, after-school programs, and run-down gym equipment. Who knew?

Ninja Skillz....He haz Dem!

He may not be the most popular guy around, but you gotta admit, He does have some quick reflexes.

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Beauty Lost an Icon today....

RIP, Ms. Page.

I took the challenge and I failed miserably.

So, I am channel surfing one Saturday afternoon, and I come across this sneak peek at a new show called, The Locator, with Troy Dunn. In the commercial, it stated that this show will tug at the heart strings, and it WILL make the tears flow. Well! That sounded like a challenge to me if I ever did hear one! Except for when animals are concerned, I am not one to let the waterworks flow for any drama....in fact, I'm usually the last one to let my emotions show. So, I was determined to watch this show and prove it wrong on the crying at the big reveal part.

Needless to say, I failed....failed miserably, in fact. At the point of the show when Troy reveals the long lost loved one to those who were searching for years and years to no avail, I get all misty-eyed, tears welling up, that stupid happy grin on my face for the joy of reunion being viewed......DAMN YOU, Troy Dunn!!! Damn you and your tear-jerking skills! Luckily, only my dogs saw my sad, sad, diplay, otherwise, my reputation as a cold-hearted bitch would be ruined!

Christmas Classics.....They just don't make em like this anymore.

If you prefer alot of cheese and AquaNet with your Christmas goodies, then you will love this little collection of 80's at it's best...or worst. Hey, nothing will give you that warm and fuzzy Christmas feeling like festive, red leotard wedgies, and perverted Uncle Santas.

OMG!!!! I need to bitch!!

Not too long ago, I read an article about how scientists, physicians, disease-control and government officials were debating on who in the world's population should be considered "priority" in the event of a massive viral catastrophe that could wipe out the earth's population. Somewhere in the world today, there is a group of people deciding on who will be allowed to receive a vaccination and who will be considered "expendable"....the "Trim the Fat" population, if you will.

For example, in the article, it described how people who were scholars, doctors, scientists, etc. would be part of the elite group, and elderly folks (age 55 and up) would be last on the list for the vaccine if shortages were present. First of all, I have serious issues with anyone, and I mean ANYONE, Mrs. Sarah Palin, who thinks they can play God....but that is a totally different soap box. Another issue, Another day. Let me stay on track here. No, what I would like to rant about, or rather suggest is another group of people who should be considered for the list of "expendables" in the event of world annihilation. My suggestion would be for those people who insist on being on their cellphones while driving in the fast lane going about 15 miles BELOW the speed limit, and refuse to just pull the fuck over! Yes, I said it! There are few people who can instill a rage in me like a shaken bag of wasps....people who judge others, people who are cruel to animals (Sarah Palin), AND idiots on their mother-freakin cellphones during rush hour!!! I mean, seriously, People, Get OFF the F***ing Phone!!!

So, to those know-it-all scientists, lay off the elderly, and by the way, when did 55 yrs old become "elderly"? Why eliminate an age group that can give us warmth, wisdom, money for ice cream on our birthdays, and fabulous baked goods? Instead, clear the world of inconsiderate morons who cause risk of accident, and potential road rage from women late for work behind them....and while you are at it, throw in those guilty of any animal cruelty (Sarah Palin) to boot. But again, another time for that. I shall now step off my box.

Things that make me say....Ow, Fucker!!!

It also makes me want to yell, A-D-R-I-A-N!
Roy Jones Jr. took a beating here, and sadly, it was for not. The other guy won by unanimous vote.

A "Feel Good" Story.....for a change.

I love stories like this. It just builds on my absolute love for animals, and confirms my belief that they deserve much better treatment from mankind than what they currently receive. When stories like people being trampled or shot at stores for material things seem to run rampant in the news during the Christmas season, I prefer to find stories such as Gin, the Dancing Dog, which demonstrates a true friendship and trust. Gin is an amazing dog, but I also think something should be said for his owner's amazing abilities in training. Seriously...I can get my dogs to sit but only when they feel like it OR I have a favorite treat dangling above their heads. So, my hat is off (if I was wearing one) to this girl's patience, ability and compassion for her talented furry friend. Sure, Gin isn't the first to do a moonwalk, but when did we ever see MJ do a moonwalk 360 degrees and then through a woman's legs? NEVER! We all know who's legs MJ prefers.

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LOOK TO SKY FOR SPECTACULAR SIGHT MONDAY NIGHT.....


"Every once in a while, something will appear in the night sky that will attract the attention of even those who normally don't bother looking up. It's likely to be that way on Monday evening, Dec. 1. A slender crescent moon, just 15-percent illuminated, will appear in very close proximity to the two brightest planets in our sky, Venus and Jupiter. On Monday night, the three brightest objects in the night sky -- Jupiter, Venus and the moon -- will line up close together in a spectacular sight, closer than they will appear until 2052."

....And since I doubt I'll be around in 2052 unless they perfect that Cryogenics nonsense, I plan on taking the time to look up and enjoy a natural wonder.